Hardy-Har

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye.

"What's the matter, dear?" "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

"Do you remember 20 years ago when you was only 16 and your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, sitting down beside him.

And do you remember when he got h is shotgun and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years'?

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped away the tears again and said, "I would have gotten out today."

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MARRIED FOR A NIGHT

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Chuckles