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I won't share your address with anyone. Cross heart and hope to die.
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*************************** Diet Jokes Dr. Ric's Pasta Diet ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4... You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! AND...... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Okay, seriously. Free foods, or foods that are okay if you just eat a small amount.
Raisins are dried grapes. They are rich in nutrition but extremely high in calories. One cup of raisins is the calorie equivalent of eight cups of fresh grapes. Raisins are a good source of iron, potassium and selenium and also contain vitamin A and some vitamin B. Raisins are also rich in fiber. Raisins are beneficial for high blood pressure, fluid retention, constipation and anemia. Their high calorie content makes them an ideal snack for anyone involved in sports.
The following list have what some people call "negative" calories. That is to say that you burn off more calories digesting these foods than they contain. Some believe this and some people say it is rubbish, but it does make sense to me.
Asparagus Chuckles Naughty Jokes Home Page - 02/25/2008
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