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2007-01-21
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Dr. Ric's Pasta Diet

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Okay, seriously. Free foods, or foods that are okay if you just eat a small amount. Raisins are dried grapes. They are rich in nutrition but extremely high in calories. One cup of raisins is the calorie equivalent of eight cups of fresh grapes. Raisins are a good source of iron, potassium and selenium and also contain vitamin A and some vitamin B. Raisins are also rich in fiber. Raisins are beneficial for high blood pressure, fluid retention, constipation and anemia. Their high calorie content makes them an ideal snack for anyone involved in sports. The following list have what some people call "negative" calories. That is to say that you burn off more calories digesting these foods than they contain. Some believe this and some people say it is rubbish, but it does make sense to me. Asparagus
Fennel
Aubergine
Gourd
Broccoli
Leek
Apricot
Mandarin
orange Blackberry
Melon
Canteloupe
Blackcurrant
Peaches
Clementines
Plums
Damsons
Raspberry
Grapefruit *** Do not eat grapefruit if taking any cholestorol meds!
Rhubarb
Guava
Strawberry
Honeydew
Melon Tangerine
Lemon
Watermelon
Cabbage
Lettuce
Carrots
Marrow
Cauliflower
Peppers
Celery
Radish
Chicory
Spinach
Cress
Tomato
Cucumber
Turnip

Chuckles

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